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- Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
- Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.
- Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.
- Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.
- Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
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- Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.
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- ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.
- Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?
- Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.
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