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Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ū has viewed:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Đ has viewed:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇷🇚 has shared:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ī has shared:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ū has shared:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋ🇞 has bookmarked:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ģ has viewed:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇊🇎 has shared:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Just landed via WeChat:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Breaking via YouTube:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Making waves on Instagram:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Trending via WeChat:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Going viral on Twitch:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ŧ🇚 has shared:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ī has bookmarked:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ŋ has copied:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ī has viewed:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ū has viewed:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ū has shared:

Sane is boring.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇷 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡š has copied:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ū has viewed:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has viewed:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Just landed via Instagram:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Just shared via Messenger:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Trending via Facebook:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Spotted on YouTube:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Making waves on X:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Live now on Messenger:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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