14 Funny extra quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of choosing between sleep and productivity! 🛌⏰ Who knew that hitting snooze could be such a risky business? 😅 Better watch out for those extra Z's, they might just lead to a morning full of adventure… or a mad dash out the door! ⏳☕️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the lengths we go for perfection! 🧐 Who knew a flawless appearance could involve some serious 'hair-raising' sacrifices? 😉 Remember, a little plucking now can lead to a 'whiter' future! ⚪️💇‍♂️✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug 🤷‍♂️, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama 🤯! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success 🕒⏳. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock ⏰? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly 🧐👀

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