83 Funny face quotes

Funny face quotes 😂 are the perfect pick-me-up for any day, adding a splash of humor and a dash of silliness to your routine 🤪. Whether you’re seeking a giggle or just want to spread some smiles 😊, these quirky gems capture the essence of life’s playful moments. Dive into a world where faces tell the silliest stories and laughter is always the best accessory! 🥳

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but…

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Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your…

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"Welcome to your 40s, where gravity is no longer just a theory but a full-time job for your face 🌏😂 Embrace the wisdom wrinkles, they're just visual proof of all the hard work you've put in living your fabulous life! 💁‍♂️✨"

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on un…

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"If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! 🤠🦜 #OutlawLife"

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the t…

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"Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the…

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"Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It's never a dull moment when you're your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don't be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles"

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my…

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"Who needs a relationship when you have a face that can charm even the toughest critics? 😏✨ #SingleAndSlayingIt #FaceOfFlawless"

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it a…

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"Oh, so you're aiming for that 'I will conquer the world' vibe with your killer look, huh? 💼🔪 No wonder you give off such 'sharp' and 'cutting-edge' energy! Just make sure to channel that ambition into more socially acceptable activities, please. 😅 #AmbitiousYetApproachable"

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the o…

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"Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin"

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to ma…

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Oh, the savagery! 🙈🤣 Looks like someone's sense of humor is as sharp as their memory! 🧠🤭 Just imagine the hilarity of selective amnesia in social situations! 😆👀 #Burnnnnn 🔥

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can te…

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"Ah, the age-old wisdom of never judging a book by its cover…unless we're talking about people, then it's apparently a free-for-all based on their faces! 🤨📚😂 Looks like someone missed the memo that 'stupid faces' don't always equal evil intentions! 😉"

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