Funny fault quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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