14 Funny fault quotes

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  6 days ago

  broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker

• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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  6 days ago

  apology, communication, customer, customer service, fault, good, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, me, sarcasm, service, skills, things, want, well, why, work, work skills

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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  7 days ago

  ask, conversation, fault, faults, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, interaction, listen, memory, name, social, social interaction, someone

• My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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  1 week ago

  attitude, behavior, blame, cat, coffee, coffee mug, dare, domestic, domestic life, edge, fault, feline, feline attitude, humor, i, just, kitchen, life, me, mischief, mug, over, pet, pet behavior, put, table

• When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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  1 week ago

  accident, always, attitude, back, blame, clumsiness, comedy, denial, fault, funny perspective, humor, humorous, humorous attitude, i, perspective, self, self blame, trip, tripping

• When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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  1 week ago

  blame, car, car joke, driving, fault, humor, i, joke, little, me, patience, people, rage, right, road, road humor, road rage, sarcastic, slow, traffic

• Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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  1 week ago

  commuting, driver, driving, fault, front, frustration, guy, humor, impatience, jam, road, traffic, traffic jam

• It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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  1 week ago

  assumption, compliment, fault, humor, i, meant, misunderstanding, positive, said, sarcasm, stunning

• Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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  1 week ago

  bro, dinner, eating, fault, feel, guilt, guilty, house, humor, hungry, i, irony, lifestyle, making, rapper, rappers, reason, responsibility, streets

• If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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  2 weeks ago

  before, broke, customer, customer service, fault, humor, Mary, nice, patience, retail, retail worker, service, shopping, today, waters, worker

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