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"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"
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- Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
- It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.
- When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
- Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.
- Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
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Share →: Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.
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"Well, blame it on the humidity, not on your hair skills! 💁♀️ Embrace the frizz and pretend it's a deliberate style choice! 🌧️😄 #BadHairDay"
Top Funny Fault Quotes 🔥
- Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.
- Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
- If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
- When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
- It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.
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