Funny fault quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

  Commentary:
  Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

  Commentary:
  Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦‍♂️🦒🎢

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, retail workers are not miracle workers! 🙄 Next time, maybe start your shopping a tad earlier than waiting for Mary's waters to break. Just a thought! 😂 #BeKindToRetailWorkers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

  Commentary:
  "When expectations meet reality and reality wins! 😂🤷‍♂️ #Oops #NotSorry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

  Commentary:
  🐱😹 "When I rise from my slumber, my feline companion also rises with a look of blatant accusation, as if to say 'How dare you disturb our synchronized snooze schedule, human!' It's like we're part of the world's grumpiest early morning duo – 'The Wake-Up Whiskers'! 😼🎤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

  Commentary:
  "Well, blame it on the humidity, not on your hair skills! 💁‍♀️ Embrace the frizz and pretend it's a deliberate style choice! 🌧️😄 #BadHairDay"

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