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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

3 months ago

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

3 months ago

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

3 months ago

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

3 months ago

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

3 months ago

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

3 months ago

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

3 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

3 months ago

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

3 months ago

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

3 months ago

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

3 months ago

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

3 months ago

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

3 months ago

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

3 months ago

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

3 months ago

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

3 months ago

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

3 months ago

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

3 months ago

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

3 months ago