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4 months ago
Share →: There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Commentary:
Well, if there was an official study on this, we'd probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some "research" of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard
4 months ago
Share →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Commentary:
"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"
4 months ago
Share →: Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Commentary:
"Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It's like stepping into someone else's world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Commentary:
Isn't it bananas how quickly a harmless banana bread post can ripen into a spicy online argument? 🍌🔥 The internet truly is a jungle where even the most innocent topics can become a battleground for keyboard warriors! 🌐💻 #BattleOfTheBreadBrigade
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Commentary:
"Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Commentary:
"Who needs preferences when you're just happy to be part of the action! 😄💫 Embracing versatility in the bedroom like a true team player! 🛏️👀 #JustHappyToBeHere"
5 months ago
Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Commentary:
"Goodnight y'all, I'm off to catch some Z's! 🌙💤 And remember, keep the noise level at a respectable whisper…or not, I'll just dream of earplugs! 😂🛏️ #LightsOut"
5 months ago
Share →: My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a DeLorean 😎⏰ Blast from the past or leap into the future? The '80s are calling, and they want their parachute pants back! 🕺🕰️ #BackToTheFuture #RetirementGoals"