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Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Spotted on YouTube:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Going viral on Instagram:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Just shared via YouTube:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Just shared via Instagram:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Going viral on WeChat:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Just shared via Slack:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Breaking via Discord:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Seen just now on X:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Just shared via Twitch:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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80 shares on WeChat this month:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

39 shares on X this month:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

73 shares on Slack this month:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

23 shares on Instagram this month:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Trending via Messenger:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Breaking via Slack:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Just shared via X:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Live now on Reddit:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Spotted on TikTok:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Making waves on Reddit:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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