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40 Funny grocery quotes

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025