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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Share →: Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Commentary:
"Heavy lifting Olympics: 0, Grocery Hulk: 1! 🏋️‍♂️🛒🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷‍♀️🛒✨"
1 month ago
Share →: There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Let's make 'shopping cart bumper cars' an official sport! 🛒💥🚦 #SpatialAwarenessOlympics"
1 month ago
Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
2 months ago
Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Commentary:
"Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"
2 months ago
Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Commentary:
"Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"
2 months ago
Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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"Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Commentary:
"Finally, a place where I'll still get lost but with more judgmental stares! 🛒🙃 #CartConfused"

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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