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69 Funny grocery quotes

Funny grocery quotes 🍎🥦 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your shopping list! Imagine chuckling down the produce aisle 🍌 or giggling as you grab a carton of milk 🥛. These witty gems twist everyday grocery tasks into laugh-out-loud moments 😂. Whether you’re a savvy shopper or a checkout line daydreamer, these quotes will tickle your funny bone and make mundane errands a delightful adventure! 🛒✨

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

4 months ago4 months ago

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

4 months ago4 months ago

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

5 months ago5 months ago

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

5 months ago5 months ago

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

5 months ago5 months ago

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

5 months ago5 months ago

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

5 months ago5 months ago

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

5 months ago5 months ago

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Mar 31, 2025Mar 31, 2025

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Mar 18, 2025

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Mar 18, 2025

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Feb 25, 2025

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Feb 25, 2025Feb 25, 2025

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Feb 24, 2025Feb 25, 2025

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Feb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Jan 28, 2025