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- Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?
- Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.
- You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
- Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”
- For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.
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- When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.
- One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.
- Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.
- You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
- Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.
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