403 Funny health quotes

• I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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• Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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• Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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• I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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• Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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• My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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• “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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• Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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• Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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