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61 Funny heart quotes

Funny heart quotes bring a delightful blend of humor and affection to matters of the heart! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether itโ€™s poking fun at the ups and downs of love or sharing lighthearted insights about emotions, these quotes add a playful touch to the deeper feelings we all experience. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the humorous side of love with these heartwarming gems! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’–

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

โ€œFollow your heart,โ€ as advice, is sort of like โ€œabandon yourself to cognitive bias.โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

What Iโ€™m trying to say is, “Hello, hereโ€™s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

No, I didnโ€™t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Posted on6 months ago

You give a man your heart and heโ€™s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Posted on6 months ago

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Are you telling me these billionaires donโ€™t have my best interests at heart?!

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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