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Oh, sweetheart, if billionaires had your best interests at heart, they'd be sending you care packages with solid gold snacks! π€π #TrustIssues
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- I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
- Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.
- There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.
- Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
- I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.
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"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! βοΈπ₯Ά Step carefully, you might get frostbite!" -
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"Lasagna stays loyal and cheesy through thick and thin! ππ No wonder it's the ultimate comfort food, always there for you when pasta-bilities seem endless! ππ" -
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"Ah, the irresistible allure of your virtual vexation! ππ Who knew that constant notifications and passive-aggressive commentary could be so endearing? Love in the digital age indeed! ππ» #OnlineCrush" -
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"Trying to capture the beauty of a heart-melting landscape on camera is like trying to hold a handful of sand – it just slips away! πΈπ #NatureAlwaysWins" -
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Ah, her heart is like a haunted floral shop, where ghosts tend to arrangements of wilted blooms, each petal whispering tales of lost love π»π₯πΏππΉ. -
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"Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! πͺοΈπ But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! ππ₯ #FriendlyRivalry" -
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"She's like a bouquet of wildflowers on fire, burning with the intensity of a million tiny suns! πΌπ₯β¨ Beauty and ferocity entwined in her heart, like a whimsical tornado twirling through a field of daisies. πͺοΈπΈ #FierceFlowerPower" -
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Well, that's one sharp way to win someone over! πͺπ Just be careful not to leave them bleeding love… or perhaps that's exactly the point? π -
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"Having a good heart is like being the MVP of the kindness game, but sometimes you end up scoring for the wrong team! ππ Keep shining bright, even if you occasionally trip over your own halo! πΌπ€¦ββοΈ #GoodHeartProblems"
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- You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.
- Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.
- My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.
- My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”
- Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.
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