Skip to content
  • Disclaimer
  • Privacy
  • Terms & Conditions
Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Pictures

Welcome to Wordgag! πŸ˜‰βœŒοΈ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯

Home Β» Funny Here Quotes

147 Funny here quotes

Funny here quotes πŸ˜‚πŸ’¬ are like verbal confetti, sprinkling joy and giggles wherever they land! Whether you’re seeking a chuckle or a full-on belly laugh, these playful snippets turn everyday moments into comedic gold. Perfect for breaking the ice at a party or simply brightening a dull day, they’re your go-to for instant entertainment. Dive in and discover the humor that makes life’s little quirks so delightfully amusing! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Posts navigation

Older posts

© 2025. Wordgag Inc.

>>> Random Quotes ✨