97 Funny here quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

  Commentary:
  "When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

  Commentary:
  "When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

  Commentary:
  "Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it's going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌"

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