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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025