Wordgag ツ

Funny hole quotes are the perfect way to dig into laughter and fill any awkward silence with humor! 😂 Whether you’re talking about black holes, potholes, or those unexpected life gaps, these witty lines will keep you chuckling and curious. 🕳️✨ Get ready to dive deep into a world where holes aren’t just empty—they’re full of fun! 🎉😄

New funny hole quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷‍♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
2 months ago
Share →: Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
5 months ago
Share →: Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Commentary:
"Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."
5 months ago
Share →: I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you haven't lost all your marbles… yet! Just be careful not to let them roll out through that small hole in the bag – you might need them for a game of mental juggling later!"
6 months ago
Share →: Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Commentary:
Uh oh, looks like Santa traded his milk and cookies for a boxing glove this year! 🎅🥊 Who knew he could pack such a punch over a dietary preference? Next year, maybe leave out some extra sturdy wall repair kits just in case! 🔨😅
6 months ago
Share →: Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Commentary:
🐰🕳️ "Attention all wanderers! This is your last call before I disappear down the rabbit hole. 💫 Whether it's curiosity or chaos you seek, act fast or forever hold your curiosity! 🌀🎩"
6 months ago
Share →: “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone takes their pool game very seriously! 🎱 Who needs a lucky charm when you've got a favorite hole, right? 😄 Keep sinking those balls like a pro!"
6 months ago
Share →: Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries
6 months ago
Share →: “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Commentary:
"Who needs sock shopping when you've got a built-in ventilation system? 😂🧦 Just call me the master of improvised footwear techniques! 👣 #SocksWithBenefits"