18 Funny IKEA quotes

• Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, food, going, humor, IKEA, meatball, needs, shopping, Swedish, Swedish meatball, trip

• I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, interview, joke, manager, me, saying, seat, seating, situation, workplace

• Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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  2 months ago

  activity, escape, escape room, fun, fun activity, humor, IKEA, know, love, people, puzzle, room, rooms

• My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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  2 months ago

  bar, beer, beers, consumption, furniture, Gjörfbunkle, humor, i, IKEA, least, meant, opinion, purchase, shopping, should, think, three

• IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, cheaper, comparison, cook, doing, food, having, here, humor, IKEA, products, should, still, takeout, work

• IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, california, furniture, hotel, Hotel California, humor, IKEA, shopping, store, stores

• Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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  2 months ago

  bitching, furniture, home, IKEA, note, people, self, ugly

• A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, action, action comedy, assembly, bedroom, bedroom set, chan, comedy, complete, end, fight, fight scene, furniture, humor, IKEA, jackie, Jackie Chan, Malm, pieces, scene, set, warehouse, where

• Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, conversation, enormous, humor, IKEA, manager, me, perspective, talking, weed

• Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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  2 months ago

  activity, again, fun, fun activity, goings-on, good, hormones, i, IKEA, me, reproduce, try, watch, watching, whenever

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