Funny IKEA Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Flatpack Struggles! 🛠️😂

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

3 months ago2 months ago

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

3 months ago2 months ago

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

4 months ago2 months ago

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

5 months ago2 months ago

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

5 months ago2 months ago

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Oct 19, 20232 months ago

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Oct 11, 20232 months ago

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Oct 5, 20232 months ago

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Oct 3, 20232 months ago

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Sep 28, 2023Oct 7, 2023

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 29, 2023

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023