17 Funny IKEA quotes — Wordgag ツ

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

4 months ago4 months ago

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Feb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Jan 26, 2025

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Jan 25, 2025

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Jan 24, 2025

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Jan 23, 2025

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Jan 23, 2025

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Jan 22, 2025

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Jan 22, 2025

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Jan 22, 2025

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Jan 22, 2025

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Jan 22, 2025

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Jan 21, 2025

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Jan 21, 2025

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Jan 21, 2025