17 Funny IKEA quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

  Commentary:
  "Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe those who love escape rooms just prefer their puzzles without the added challenge of assembling furniture 🤔🔍 #EscapeRoomVsIKEA"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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  6 months ago

  Share →: IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

  Commentary:
  "IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"

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  Jan 26, 2025

  Share →: IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

  Commentary:
  IKEA: the never-ending maze of stylish furniture and meatballs. 🛋️🍝 Once you enter, you might never find your way out… just like checking out from the Hotel California! 🛎️🏩 Don't be surprised if you start humming "Welcome to the IKEA California" on your never-ending furniture hunt! 🎶😄

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Before critiquing that questionable IKEA furniture, make sure to first visit their house and assess the situation… You might just find a gem hidden behind those assembly nightmares! 💎🪑😂"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

  Commentary:
  🤣👊💥 Imagine Jackie Chan turning an IKEA warehouse into the ultimate battleground, dodging attacks with a Billy bookcase and swinging a Lack table like a pro! And after a whirlwind of chaos, he emerges victorious with a fully assembled Malm bedroom set – now that's some next-level flat-pack martial arts mastery! 🛋️🛏️🔧

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

  Commentary:
  Me: Maybe it's the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! 🤪🏠 IKEA Manager: Sir, that's the exit sign, not your personal apartment. 🤭🚪

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs baby fever when you've got furniture fever! 🛋️💁‍♂️ Just remember, assembling furniture is the only kind of building project you should tackle without protective gear. 😉🔨 #IKEAtherapy"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, IKEA, where lovebirds can go from assembling furniture together to dismantling their relationship in the blink of an eye! 🇸🇪💔 Who knew those adorable Swedish meatballs and stylish shelving units could lead to such meltdown drama in the aisles? 😂 Just remember, it's always wise to measure your love compatibility before attempting to put together a Billy bookcase! 🛋️🔧 #IKEArelationshipwoes

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