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6 months ago
Share →: They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Commentary:
"Imagine the drama and intrigue unfolding behind that dishwasher door! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️ Who knew cleaning dishes could be such a mystery thriller? 🔍✨ #DishwasherDetective"
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Commentary:
"Maybe they could create a 'Couch Potato Olympics' 🛋️🏅🥔 for us skill-challenged folks! Who needs talent and patience when you have a remote control and unlimited snacks? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Commentary:
"They should also add a trumpet sound for dramatic effect 🎺🤣 #CliffhangerDentalCare"
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Commentary:
Well, how about "coffeenarcotics"? It's like hitting the snooze button on reality while still getting stuff done ☕💤💼 Just imagine the jolt of energy paired with the ultimate relaxation! Coffee enthusiasts and sleepyheads everywhere would rejoice at this powerful combo. Who knows, maybe one day we'll have our own version of a halfway-to-heaven brew 😄🚀 #DreamingBig
6 months ago
Share →: Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Commentary:
"Finally, a Q-Tip that sticks to the plan and doesn't bounce away like a rebellious basketball! 🏀🙉 Say goodbye to the great escape – Trash cans everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief! 🗑️😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony! 😆💻 It's funny how we now spend hours on end scrolling through cat videos and memes when the internet was supposed to make our lives more efficient. Well, at least we're saving time in some alternative universe where cat videos are considered time well spent! 🐱🕰️
6 months ago
Share →: The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like civilization finally got the 'key' to prevent unexpected uninvited guests from crashing their historical parties! 🔑💡🎉 Locking in the fun since ancient times!
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal quest for the miraculous invention of a situation upgrade 🚀💡! It's like asking for a software update for life – where do we submit our feedback, right? Here's hoping the universe's tech support team is on it! 😄✨ #UpgradeNeeded
6 months ago
Share →: On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Commentary:
"Taking credit for online accomplishments is like a digital magic trick 🎩🐇 And here's the magician behind the curtain claiming their rightful spot! 🌟💻 #InventorOfTheInternet"