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Share →: The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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"Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"
1 month ago
Share →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"
1 month ago
Share →: You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Commentary:
"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"
1 month ago
Share →: “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Commentary:
"😂 'At your big age' is the shade equivalent of 'bless your heart' – lethal and polite! 💀🙌"
1 month ago
Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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"Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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"Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"
1 month ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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"When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾"
1 month ago
Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"