63 Funny listen quotes

• Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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  2 months ago

  appreciate, appreciation, comparison, dog, family, humor, kids, listen, parenting, pets, well

• I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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  2 months ago

  ask, both, clarity, communication, confused, confusion, hate, here, humor, i, idea, insight, irony, learning, listen, me, meant, nonsense, people, same, say, something, time, understanding, wit

• Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, backwards, conspiracy, day, discover, fun, fun activity, listen, music, nostalgia, record, theory, used

• I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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  2 months ago

  car, commentary, culture, give, humor, i, inside, listen, media, modern, modern culture, refuse, satire, social, social media, society, state, TikTok, trends, video

• My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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  2 months ago

  advice, communication, contact, contradiction, direct, eye, eye contact, favorite, frustration, give, humor, i, just, listen, listening, me, opposite, parenting, talking, teens, understanding

• Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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  2 months ago

  age, body, fitness, food, humor, important, influencer, lasagna, listen, old, self-awareness, want

• I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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  2 months ago

  anthem, award, award ceremony, ceremony, country, country music, humor, i, listen, music, music preference, national, national anthem, preference

• It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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  2 months ago

  both, both sides, conversation, debate, dumbest, dumbest thing, ever, hear, humor, important, listen, need, perspective, reality, sides, situation, thing

• Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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  2 months ago

  AirPods, audio, charged, different, ear, harder, headphones, humor, i, listen, rates, technology

• Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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  2 months ago

  album, backwards, black, Black Sabbath, hear, humor, joke, know, listen, music, sabbath, singing

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