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3 months ago
Share →: People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Commentary:
"If only we could donate our lost pounds to our frenemies, we'd all be lining up for that weight loss challenge! Just imagine the satisfaction of seeing that person struggling with our unwanted weight while we strut our stuff feeling lighter and revenge-slimmed."
3 months ago
Share →: I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Commentary:
"Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated"
4 months ago
Share →: Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate diet plan was just a comfy pillow away? Forget counting calories, just count sheep and let those extra pounds snooze away!"
4 months ago
Share →: I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Commentary:
"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'eat now, pray later' diet strategy. It's like a culinary Hail Mary pass – you never know when the miracle will happen, but you're definitely hoping for a touchdown in the form of a metabolism boost!"
4 months ago
Share →: You lose some, you lose some more.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, sometimes the lemonade stand is closed! 🍋😅 Keep losing until you find your misplaced luck! 🍀👎 #JustMyLuck"
5 months ago
Share →: Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'being on a diet isn't so bad if you don't follow it' clearly knows the secret to a guilt-free snack attack 🍪🥗 Pro tip: Just call it 'diet-adjacent' and you're good to go! 😄 #DietingDilemmas"
5 months ago
Share →: All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Commentary:
"Oh dear short term memory loss, the ultimate guardian of passwords! 🤷‍♂️💻 Who needs a hacker when you have your own brain to keep your secrets safely hidden? Just make sure to write them down on sticky notes… or not! 🙈🔐 #PasswordProtectionLevelExpert"
5 months ago
Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Commentary:
"Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️‍♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"
5 months ago
Share →: All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate security strategy: relying on short-term memory loss to safeguard your passwords! 🧠🔐 Who needs complex encryption or two-factor authentication when you've got forgetting as your greatest defense? Just make sure you don't forget where you wrote them down! 😂🔍