60 Funny maybe quotes

• When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, gift, humor, lemon, lemons, life, maybe, perspective, sarcasm, self, take, think, thinking, thought, yourself

• If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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  4 weeks ago

  calorie, consider, conversation, fitness, humor, ID, interaction, maybe, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk

• At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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  4 weeks ago

  able, bedtime, beer, being, drinking, frustration, help, humor, i, insomnia, maybe, point, relaxation, sleep, sleeplessness, throw, towel

• Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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  4 weeks ago

  add, diet, gluten-free, humor, insult, maybe, princess, sarcasm, shutting, shutting up

• “You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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  4 weeks ago

  adult, argument, conflict, fighting, internet, maybe, online, online conflict, people, stop, time

• Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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  4 weeks ago

  birthday, boyfriend, gift, gift idea, God, humor, idea, love, maybe, me, relationship, single, wish, year

• Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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  built, construction, day, history, humor, i, maybe, Rome, sarcasm, time

• Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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  4 weeks ago

  baby, crying, humor, joke, knows, maybe, parenting, rizz

• Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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  4 weeks ago

  college, dog, dogs, found, having, humor, independence, intelligence, job, lifestyle, maybe, pet, satire, smarter, us

• Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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  4 weeks ago

  bad, calamari, comparison, ever, experiment, first time, food, food experiment, humor, joke, life, life joke, marriage, maybe, next, time, try, trying, trying food, unexpected, unexpected comparison

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