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1 month ago
Share →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'make everyone mad and see who sticks around' strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended"
2 months ago
Share →: Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we've finally found the magical spell to ease our troubles! 🧙‍♂️🎩 Who would have thought that a sprinkle of swear words could be the ultimate pain reliever? Now, excuse me while I practice my newfound potion-making skills next time I stub my toe! 🤬🧙‍♀️💫
2 months ago
Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood
3 months ago
Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"
3 months ago
Share →: I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your approach – avoiding personal problems and tests like a pro! Who needs solutions when you've got great evasion skills?"
5 months ago
Share →: Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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🤣😂 "When a package declares it's 'sharing size', just remember – it's like a wink from the snack gods, not a set rule! They can't send a snack police 🚔 to your door for enjoying all that goodness solo. Embrace the freedom, my friends!" 😜🍫 #SnackRulesAreMeantToBeBroken
5 months ago
Share →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "trauma makes me funny" defense – sorry, but the comedic jury is still out on that one! 🤷‍♂️😅 It's like trying to justify a bad haircut with a sob story – nice try, but we're not buying it! 💇‍♂️😂 #ComedyCourtRuling
5 months ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Commentary:
"Current mood: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. 🤪🛌💬 Who needs therapy when you have a fluffy pillow, right? 😅🤫 #PillowScreamingTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's been on the express train to Disappointmentville! 🚂😅 At least they're efficiently handling life's curveballs with a pit stop for liquid motivation. Here's hoping the bar visit brings some much-needed cheer! 🍻🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs to install a "Do Not Disturb" sign on their book! 📚🚫😄 It's like a magical summoning spell: "Open book, summon chatty spouse!" 🧙‍♂️💬 Maybe invest in noise-canceling headphones for some peaceful reading time! 🎧📖