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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Spotted on Discord:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Reported on YouTube:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Just landed via Instagram:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Being awake is the worst.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Funny mechanism quotes gear up your day with a spark of humor and clever twists 🤖⚙️! Whether you’re a tech geek, engineer, or just love a good pun, these witty lines will keep your gears turning and your smile wide 😄🔧. Get ready to laugh out loud as we dive into the quirky side of machines and mechanics—because even the toughest bolts need a little fun! 🎉🚀

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Just landed via Twitch:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Reported on Snapchat:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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