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  • Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

    Commentary:
    “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

  • It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles”

  • What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

    Commentary:
    Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on “thought mode” but the “reply” button is on airplane mode. 😂✨

  • My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic maneuver of unintentional social awkwardness! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always keeping on your toes by keeping everyone guessing. Who needs a wave back, anyway? 🤷‍♂️😄”

  • So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

    Commentary:
    “Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry”

  • Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

    Commentary:
    Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic “It’s done” text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of “Random Number Roulette: The Sequel”! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged

  • No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

    Commentary:
    “Modern Family: Where miscommunication is an art form 🎭💬😂 It’s a masterclass in misinterpreting, mishearing, and misadventures! 🤪👂🏼📺 Who needs crystal clear communication when you can have a good laugh instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 #ModernMisunderstandings”

  • Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about jumping the gun! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe your calendar predicted the future date? Or you’ve mastered the art of time travel? ⏳ Either way, oopsie! 😅 #TooEager”

  • Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

    Commentary:
    “Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles”

  • Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like autocorrect is the ultimate wingman trying to spice up your plans! 🤣 Who knew a simple question could lead to a canceled hangout. Always double-check before hitting send, folks! 🔍 #TechFail #AutoIncorrect”

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