15 Funny miscommunication quotes

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  6 hours ago

  Share →: Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

  Commentary:
  "Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"

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  1 day ago

  Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

  Commentary:
  Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on "thought mode" but the "reply" button is on airplane mode. 😂✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic maneuver of unintentional social awkwardness! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always keeping on your toes by keeping everyone guessing. Who needs a wave back, anyway? 🤷‍♂️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

  Commentary:
  Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

  Commentary:
  "Modern Family: Where miscommunication is an art form 🎭💬😂 It's a masterclass in misinterpreting, mishearing, and misadventures! 🤪👂🏼📺 Who needs crystal clear communication when you can have a good laugh instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 #ModernMisunderstandings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about jumping the gun! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe your calendar predicted the future date? Or you’ve mastered the art of time travel? ⏳ Either way, oopsie! 😅 #TooEager"

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