17 Funny miscommunication quotes

• “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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  2 months ago

  back, bar, communication, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, miscommunication, never, notification, procrastination, reading, sarcasm, smartphone, text, texting, texts

• A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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  2 months ago

  coming, dating, girl, humor, miscommunication, over, relationship, surprise

• Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, boss, going, home, honesty, humor, i, joke, miscommunication, prank, say, told, workplace

• My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, blunder, bottle, co-worker, coworker, humor, i, irritation, miscommunication, office, office humor, over, personal, personal space, prank, situation, space

• Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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  2 months ago

  5, ago, boss, diarrhea, embarrassment, humor, i, job, laid, layoff, miscommunication, months, prank, telling, texting, workplace

• It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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  2 months ago

  communication, humor, interaction, irony, miscommunication, pleasure, sarcasm, social, social interaction, wit

• What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, friendship, humor, i, mean, miscommunication, never, reach, reaching, reaching out, social, social awkwardness, thought, thoughtfulness

• My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, humor, interaction, me, miscommunication, move, person, signature, social, someone, wave

• So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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  2 months ago

  ball, frustration, humor, me, mean, miscommunication, people, stress, stress ball, tell, throwing

• Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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  2 months ago

  activity, done, fun, fun activity, joke, miscommunication, number, numbers, prank, random, random number, surprise, texting

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