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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.
Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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3 months ago
Share →: A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Commentary:
"Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction"
3 months ago
Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Commentary:
"Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Commentary:
"Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!"
3 months ago
Share →: Wake me up when I’m rich!

Commentary:
"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! 💸💤 #DreamsAndDollars"
3 months ago
Share →: Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Commentary:
"Bitcoin is like Kohl’s Cash for boys – except instead of redeeming it for discount kitchen appliances, they trade it for imaginary Lamborghinis 🚗💸 #CryptoJunkies"
3 months ago
Share →: Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Commentary:
"Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! 💸😏 Show me the Benjamin's, and we'll definitely be on good terms! 💰😆"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"
3 months ago
Share →: I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance"
3 months ago
Share →: My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a 'spiritually bankrupt' wallet and a 'financially empty' soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉"