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"From apple munching to homicide in record time 🍎🔪😅 Clearly, things went from 0 to 100 real quick in the Bible! It's like going from mild snacking to serious crime spree in just a couple of chapters. Talk about a plot twist! 😂"
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- Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.
- A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.
- I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.
- You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.
- Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.
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🕵️♂️🎬 "Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns." 😂 Sounds like small towns are just as mysterious as big cities, if not more! Who knew they were such hotbeds of crime and drama? 🕵️♀️🔍
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- Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.
- A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.
- I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.
- You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.
- Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.
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