428 Funny never quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Already sad about tomorrow's work? Guess I'm just an overachiever! 😅💼🔮

  anxiety, blues, day, early, early anxiety, having, humor, Monday, Monday blues, motivation, never, next, procrastination, relatable, sad, sadness, tired, too, weekend, work

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your weekend calories are now part of the Witness Protection Program! 🍩🙈🔥

  again, calorie, diet, food, happen, humor, indulgence, never, resolution, weekend, whatever

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess they accidentally joined the "How to Self-Checkout" certification course! 🛒🤦‍♂️💸

  before, customer, every, front, frustration, humor, i, me, money, never, person, queue, self-checkout, shopping, technology, time, touchscreen, used

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  If he's a pro at winking, he might just be auditioning for Olympic-level winkathons! 😉😂

  charm, dating, flirting, good, humor, man, much, never, practice, too, trust

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂

  after, away, cheese, confirm, enough, food, grandma, humor, i, italian, month, much, never, Parmesan, pasta, scare, too, travel

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to keep my personal life and work separate, but my lunch break gossip sessions say otherwise! 😅🤫🤐

  advice, breaking, breaking news, close, colleague, colleagues, discussion, humor, matter, matters, never, news, personal, personal matter, work

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Fashionably late to the office—because clocks are just a suggestion! ⏰😅✌️

  arrival, attitude, being, being late, came, humor, i, late, least, management, never, punctuality, serious, should, time, time management, work

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you're in the group chat just for the background noise 🎻😂📴

  chat, communication, every, group, group chat, humor, introvert, me, media, messaging, never, participant, person, self-deprecating, silent, silent participant, social, social media, texting

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞

  alligator, angry, bra, comparison, funny comparison, humor, i, middle, never, same, sports, sports bra, struggle, summer, taken, thing, wet, wrestling

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑

  able, after, communicate, communication, couple, humor, joke, least, long-term relationship, marriage, married, never, nonverbal, nonverbal communication, pretty, relationship, relationship joke, silence, speak, sure, term, time, why

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