278 Funny never quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

  Commentary:
  Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it's just practicing for the "hand" of friendship — or maybe it's secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the devil got a bit jealous of your heart's generosity and decided to play cupid in reverse! 😈💔 Don't worry, your love is just too radiant for some to handle! 🌟😆 #LoveStruggles #DevilishIntentions

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

  Commentary:
  "I may regret the megabytes I've wasted, but I'll always cherish the memories of those adorable cat videos 🐱💻 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

  Commentary:
  "Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

  Commentary:
  "Promises made after a night of regrets and headaches! 🍻😅 #JustOneMoreTime #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

  Commentary:
  🍝 "Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It's the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you've got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"

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