265 Funny night quotes

• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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• Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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  absolutely, bed, bedtime, comfort, cover, cuddle, exaggeration, hard, humor, i, last, night, sleep

• Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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• Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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  cream, hearing, humor, ice, ice cream, imagination, imagine, music, night, sound, surprise, truck, unexpected

• I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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  1 month ago

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• For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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• “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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  bro, control, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, night, over, overthinking, relatable, staying, staying up, stress, things, tired, yes

• Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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• One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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  adult, being, challenge, decision, dinner, every, everyday, everyday challenge, humor, night, nightly, single, struggle, struggles

• Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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  activity, apocalypse, dreaming, entertainment, fun, fun activity, humor, night, nights, Saturday, show, shows, watching, zombie

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