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Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Going viral on WeChat:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Just shared via TikTok:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Trending via Telegram:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Making waves on Facebook:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Going viral on YouTube:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Making waves on YouTube:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Just shared via Instagram:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

15 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

52 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Going viral on Slack:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Going viral on Facebook:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Making waves on Instagram:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Just landed via YouTube:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Going viral on WeChat:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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