16 Funny noticed quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

  Commentary:
  When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

  Commentary:
  That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸‍♂️📉😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! It’s like he has all the time in the world—probably because he's busy coding relationships in his virtual "app"! 📱💖😂 Or maybe he’s just busy enjoying the honeymoon phase before real life schedules take over! ⏰😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

  Commentary:
  "Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! 👻😂 Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! 🚫👻 #HauntedHouseMystery"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶‍♂️💨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, I see we've entered the 'telepathy' phase of our conversation! 🤔💭 Don't worry, I'll start working on my mind-reading skills right away. Just give me a sec to find my crystal ball 🔮😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous

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