My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. Posted on5 days ago
I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money. Posted on6 days ago
I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Posted on1 week ago
Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together? Posted on1 week ago
After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed. Posted on1 week ago
One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. Posted on2 weeks ago
Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can. Posted on2 weeks ago