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11 Funny noticed quotes

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I've noticed that when young people now talk about "old people", they mean me.

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth? It's like a folding trash can.

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025