12 Funny numbers quotes

• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  2 months ago

  application, applying, call, calls, communication, humor, imagine, interview, irony, job, job application, job interview, missed, missed call, numbers, phone, phone call, picking, random

• People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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  decimal, difference, humor, joke, math, math humor, missing, misunderstanding, number, numbers, people, point, pun, tell, whole, wordplay

• The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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  90s, call, common, common sense, etiquette, horror, horror movy, humor, modern, modern technology, movy, number, numbers, phone, phone call, phone etiquette, phones, scream, sense, technology, unknown, unknown number

• Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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  2 months ago

  breathing, breathing competition, call, communication, competition, humor, interaction, me, number, numbers, patience, phone, phone call, sarcasm, social, social interaction, talk, unknown, unknown number, waiting, welcome

• Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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  diva, divisibility, divisible, humor, insult, joke, math, math joke, number, number theory, numbers, okay, only, playful, playful insult, prime, prime number, theory, yourself

• Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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  activity, done, fun, fun activity, joke, miscommunication, number, numbers, prank, random, random number, surprise, texting

• I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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  2 months ago

  brain, distraction, doing, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, number, numbers, phone, phone number, store, technology, used, wonder

• I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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  2 months ago

  back, dating, girl, heartbreak, humor, i, know, love, me, numbers, rejection, relationship, talk

• 4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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  2 months ago

  3, 4, confusion, counting, humor, joke, math, numbers, people, struggle

• Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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  3 months ago

  bigger, business, congrats, deadline, even, fired, firing, hitting, humor, missing, number, numbers, performance, pressure, q3, Q3 number, q4, Q4 number, work

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