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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Going viral on YouTube:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Making waves on Telegram:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Spotted on Slack:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Going viral on Messenger:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Funny numbers quotes

Funny numbers quotes bring a playful twist to math and everyday digits, turning ordinary numbers into sources of laughter and clever wit! 🤓➕ Whether you’re a number nerd or just love a good chuckle, these quirky sayings add humor to counting, calculations, and more. Get ready to see digits in a whole new light and brighten your day with some number-based fun! 😂🔢💡

New funny numbers quotes 👇

2 hours ago
Share →: Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Commentary:
"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
3 days ago
Share →: People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Commentary:
Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄
3 weeks ago
Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Commentary:
“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"
2 months ago
Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
6 months ago
Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Commentary:
Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Commentary:
Maybe it's switched to storing random song lyrics or food delivery menus instead! 🧠📱🎶🍔 #EvolutionOfTheBrain
6 months ago
Share →: I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love in the digital age – a modern-day tragedy in 5 steps! 🙈💔 Maybe the 999 other girls were just practice rounds in the game of love. Who knew narrowing down your options could be so challenging? Keep your chin up, Romeo! 🌟"

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Spotted on Slack:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Spotted on Discord:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Spotted on WeChat:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Live now on Snapchat:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Reported on LinkedIn:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Freshly posted on Slack:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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