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Funny numbers quotes

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

3 months ago

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

3 months ago

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

3 months ago