Funny numbers quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

  Commentary:
  "Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

  Commentary:
  Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

  Commentary:
  Maybe it's switched to storing random song lyrics or food delivery menus instead! 🧠📱🎶🍔 #EvolutionOfTheBrain

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love in the digital age – a modern-day tragedy in 5 steps! 🙈💔 Maybe the 999 other girls were just practice rounds in the game of love. Who knew narrowing down your options could be so challenging? Keep your chin up, Romeo! 🌟"

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