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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.
Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!
Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.
They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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19 hours ago
Share →: I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Commentary:
"Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷‍♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"
21 hours ago
Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Commentary:
"Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
1 month ago
Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Commentary:
Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
3 months ago
Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Commentary:
Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment
5 months ago
Share →: You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Commentary:
"Why go camping when you can have a wild adventure right at home? Embrace the chaos, be one with nature and let the squirrels in for ultimate indoor camping experience! 🏕️🐿️ #HomeIsWhereTheSquirrelsAre"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Commentary:
"Leave those subpar speakers at home, you're not hosting a forest dance party! 🎵🌲 Let nature's playlist take the lead – the birds and the breeze have got Katy Perry beat any day! 🐦💨 #NatureSoundsBetter"