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16 Funny outdoor activity quotes

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025