56 Funny outdoor quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

  Commentary:
  "Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great outdoors: where the sun shines too bright, the rain falls too hard, the wind blows too strong, and the bugs party too loud! 🌤️🌧️💨🦟 Who needs nature's elements when you have a cozy couch indoors, am I right? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

  Commentary:
  "Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

  Commentary:
  "Why go camping when you can have a wild adventure right at home? Embrace the chaos, be one with nature and let the squirrels in for ultimate indoor camping experience! 🏕️🐿️ #HomeIsWhereTheSquirrelsAre"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

  Commentary:
  "Leave those subpar speakers at home, you're not hosting a forest dance party! 🎵🌲 Let nature's playlist take the lead – the birds and the breeze have got Katy Perry beat any day! 🐦💨 #NatureSoundsBetter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

  Commentary:
  American Feng Shui: when the key to achieving perfect balance and harmony is making sure that barbecue grill is as steady as the American dream 💁‍♂️🍔🌭 #GrillGoals

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