Funny owner quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of cat karma! 😸🔄 Here's to hoping she learns the joys (or pains) of dealing with a demanding furball in her next life! 🙀😹 #Catception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

  Commentary:
  🍻 "I considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub owner's family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!" 🤣 #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

  Commentary:
  "Pet owners have a talent for assigning multiple identities to their furry friends – Meet Snoopy, a.k.a. Booboo and Thicky Boy! 🐶🤣 Who knew our pets were such masters of disguise? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

  Commentary:
  🌏🚗 Oh dear, it seems like Mother Earth is feeling a bit overheated from all that tectonic plate activity! Maybe it's time for a planetary pit stop and some cool-down time in the cosmic garage. Attention, dear planet owner – your ride needs some TLC! 😉 #EarthMaintenance #CosmicCarTroubles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate betrayal in the eyes of our loyal furry friends! 🐶💦It's all fun and games until the bath comes out, then suddenly we become the villain in their eyes! 😂 #DoggyDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

  Commentary:
  "Believing the bodega owner likes you is as misguided as thinking the stripper is interested in your personality. 🤣💵 Let's be real, they both just want your money, darling! 💸 #RealityCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a stroll equipped with both dog treats and people treats? 🐶🍬 Better watch out for those mix-ups! One accidental snack swap could lead to some very confused (and possibly offended) companions. Stay vigilant, treat distributor extraordinaire!"

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