Funny quotes owner

Funny owner quotes

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

3 months ago

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

3 months ago

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

3 months ago

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

3 months ago

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

3 months ago

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

3 months ago