16 Funny owner quotes

• I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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  2 months ago

  ad, bed, called, dog, dog bed, dog owner, dogs, humor, i, owner, pet, pet bed, pet humor, pet owner, saw, ultimate, ultimate bed

• My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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  2 months ago

  am, apparently, back, cat, dissatisfaction, fancy, food, household, humor, i, irony, job, luxury, matter, new, owner, pet, reason, rent, shopping, store, unhappy

• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  activity, behavior, cat, dominance, entertainment, funny activity, humor, mischievous, over, owner, pet, pet behavior, pet owner, playful, reason, room, unexpected

• Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal humor, cats, day, domestic, domestic life, every, gratitude, home, house, humor, i, life, live, me, owner, pet, pet owner, thank

• Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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  2 months ago

  90, animal, animal behavior, around, behavior, companionship, daily, daily life, dog, following, humor, life, living, living with pet, mouth, owner, pet, pet owner, watching, wondering

• I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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  2 months ago

  cat, hope, humor, i, life, love, next, owner, reincarnation, whiny

• Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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  2 months ago

  drinking, family, feed, humor, i, night, night out, owner, pub, responsibility, stop, tonight, wanted

• Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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  2 months ago

  animal, Booboo, boy, humor, name, nickname, owner, pet, pet name, Snoopy, thicky, Thicky Boy

• Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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  2 months ago

  attention, blue, galaxy, humor, overheating, owner, planet, plate, small, tectonic, tectonic plate, vehicle

• Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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  2 months ago

  bath, care, day, dog, dog owner, funny moment, knowing, looking, lovingly, moment, owner, pet, pet care, pet owner, ruin, ruin day

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