Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!” Posted on3 days ago
Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating. Posted on3 days ago
Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. Posted on4 days ago
When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. Posted on1 week ago