Funny owner quotes

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Pet owners be like "this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!"

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025