1112 Funny people quotes

• Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, addiction recovery, caught, colada, getting, great, humor, meet, meet people, people, piña, piña colada, place, rain, recovery, reference, rehab, socializing, song, song reference

• Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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  3 weeks ago

  40, activity, age, answer, asking, fun, gap, generation, generation gap, humor, over, over 40, people, stop

• I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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  3 weeks ago

  business, business decision, cons, decision, decision making, going, human, human interaction, humor, i, interaction, introversion, love, making, people, pros, pros and cons, socializing, used, weigh

• So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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  3 weeks ago

  commentary, days, humor, i, irony, judgmental, just, looking, observation, people, social, social commentary, tell, too

• “I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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  3 weeks ago

  anyone, anywhere, avoiding, avoiding people, distancing, eyes, great, home, humor, i, introvert, money, open, people, saving, saving money, social, social distancing, staying, staying home

• People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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  3 weeks ago

  active, activity, both, contradiction, exercise, humor, laziness, lazy, people, same, stairs, step, steps, take, time, walking

• Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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  3 weeks ago

  anyone, humor, interaction, let, life, people, relationship, remind, sarcasm, social, social interaction, trust, warning, why

• I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, coping, coping mechanism, got, heal, healing, humor, i, mechanism, people, psychology, revenge, think, trauma

• Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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  3 weeks ago

  1, aging, behavior, even, fear, going, humor, people, scary, social, social behavior, trying, whatever

• In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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  3 weeks ago

  confidence, disagree, disagreement, experience, humor, me, opinion, people, sarcasm, wrong

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