25 Funny piece quotes

• If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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  2 months ago

  after, afterlife, cremated, cremation, death, die, family, family game night, game, game piece, hourglass, humor, night, nights, participation, piece, put, still

• Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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  2 months ago

  assembly, even, frustration, furniture, humor, kid, kids, learn, parenting, piece, putting, swear, swear word, today, together, word, words

• Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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  2 months ago

  animal, big, bite, cheese, dance, fun, humor, mouse, music, party, party rock, piece, rock, snack, take

• Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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  2 months ago

  80s, day, humor, jewelry, just, laying, piece, rest, sarcasm, saw, vintage

• If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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  2 months ago

  boundary, car, comfort, driving, elbow, humor, little, middle, passenger, personal, personal space, piece, riding, space, yours

• “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, ex, ex-partner, humor, i, information, news, piece, relationship, saw, unnecessary

• Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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  2 months ago

  chuck, Chuck Norris, comedy, fire, humor, joke, norris, piece, rub, strength, together, toughness, wood

• Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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  2 months ago

  away, home, humor, irony, paper, piece, receipt, shopping, take, throw, throwaway, tiny, waste

• My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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  2 months ago

  cake, eat, exercise, favorite, favorite thing, fitness, food, gym, home, humor, piece, procrastination, stay, stay home, thing

• A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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  2 months ago

  another, chocolate, energy, enough, humor, indulgence, just, motivation, piece, snack, sweets, take, temptation

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