16 Funny piece quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦‍♂️ #FeelingAntique"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

  Commentary:
  "🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks for the warning! 🏃‍♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

  Commentary:
  Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

  Commentary:
  "Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the autocorrect inventor. May he forever be remembered for turning 'I love ewe' into 'I love you' 😂🙏 #RestInPiece"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

  Commentary:
  Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

  Commentary:
  Well, why pay for a UFC fight when you can witness an epic battle for free right at home? 🍭💪 Kids vs Candy – the showdown of the century! Who needs Pay-Per-View when you have sweets hitting the floor like a cage match! 🔔🍬 #ParentingStruggles

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