56 Funny plan quotes

• I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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  1 day ago

  done, guys, humor, invitation, money, plan, something, spending, summer, want, wasting, weekend

• Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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  1 day ago

  good, greeting, humor, plan, plans, weekend

• Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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  2 weeks ago

  avoiding, being, canceling, hours, humor, management, means, plan, plans, procrastination, spending, time, time management, writer, writing

• Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

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  2 weeks ago

  2, ago, cancellation, event, excuse, friend, going, humor, invitation, invite, months, people, plan, plans, sarcasm, social, social event, sure

• Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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  1 month ago

  dating, easily, humor, i, joke, meet, meet up, men, plan, relationship, sacrifice, too, want, warning

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  2 months ago

  every, home, house, humor, kitchen, laundry, laundry room, laziness, next, paid, plan, procrastination, rent, room, sleep, week, weekend, weekend plan

• My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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  2 months ago

  care, chew, dental, dental care, dental plan, guess, humor, i, joke, just, mouth, plan, side

• My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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  2 months ago

  9, around, estimate, going, home, humor, i, job, jobs, money, night, plan, quit, relationship, run, tonight, travel, well, wife

• My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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  2 months ago

  back, childlike, childlike wonder, five-year, five-year plan, goal, growth, happiness, joy, personal, personal growth, plan, whimsy, wonder

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