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  View →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.
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  View →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.
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  View →: Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.
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  View →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
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  View →: If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.
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  View →: Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.
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  View →: You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.
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  View →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
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  View →: It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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