87 Funny play quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

  Commentary:
  LOL! Your feelings must be on a tight budget! 💸😂💔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling so tired that even your exhaustion needs a nap? 💤 Sounds like you're on the fast track to becoming a professional sleeper! 😂💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

  Commentary:
  "Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a classic game of sustenance and satisfaction! It's all fun and games until someone brings too many snacks and forgets the pants with an elastic waistband. 🍔🎮 #FoodieLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

  Commentary:
  Well, if you're playing devil's advocate, you might as well ask for a raise in hell while you're at it! We wouldn't want the devil feeling left out of the fun now, would we?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew rearranging a word could lead to such a wild party discovery! 🎉👙 But be careful not to fall into the boobytrap while searching for the ultimate partyboob fun! 😄🧐 #WordplayWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

  Commentary:
  🎲🤔 "To all the gift-givers of board games for my kids: your presents have officially declared you as honorary family members! So tell us, when can we expect you to make your grand return and actually play with them? We've got Monopoly set up and ready to test friendships… 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

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