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39 Funny point quotes

I'm at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I'd probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025