44 Funny point quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! 🍹🍹 Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! 🍴😄 #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of noodles to pasta and finally to carbs – a enthralling culinary journey from simplicity to sophistication… or shall we say, from childhood delight to adult indulgence! 🍝😄 Carbs for the win – because let's face it, life's too short for a low-carb diet! 🍴🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate tease from our subconscious – giving us the tantalizing buildup in a sex dream, only to rudely awaken us right before the main event! 😏 It’s like a non-consensual cliffhanger from the dream world – talk about a plot twist! 😂 Sweet dreams or blue-balled nightmares? You decide! 🌙✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

  Commentary:
  "Living in that fine line between chaos and coziness 🏠🌀 Who knew that the 'lived-in' look could be so versatile? 🤔 #MessyHouseHappyHome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

  Commentary:
  Oh, I can already see it now – "The Chronicles of the Cubicle: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunches" 🔍🎬 Who knew office drama could be so riveting? Just wait for the dramatic reenactments and cliffhanger endings!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Monday mood – nope, no thank you, not today! 🙅‍♂️ Let's just hit the fast forward button to the weekend, shall we? 🚀 #MondayBlues #NopeNotToday

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like bread – starts out fresh and doughy, but sure enough, it gets crusty at some point! 🍞😅 Don't worry, a little butter and optimism can soften even the toughest slices of life! 😉"

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