625 Funny procrastination quotes

• How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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  2 weeks ago

  bed, humor, i, laziness, morning, motivation, procrastination, relatable, wake, wake up, want

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, bed, bedtime, digital, digital addiction, exhausted, exhaustion, fatigue, hours, humor, i, just, late, late night, next, night, phone, phone scrolling, procrastination, relatable, relaxation, scroll, scrolling, sometimes

• If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, am, anxiety, being, dark, dark humor, day, death, doom, existential, existential humor, health, humor, humor about death, i, last, live, means, mental, mental health, procrastination, sarcasm, self-deprecating, sense

• My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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  2 weeks ago

  Amazon, cart, dollars, humor, humor quote, million, money, online, online shopping, procrastination, savings, shopping, spending

• “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, comedy, fall, falling, humor, i, irony, procrastination, repetition, sarcasm, say, self-awareness, whatever

• If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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  2 weeks ago

  humor, last, last minute, management, minute, motivation, only, procrastination, something, time, time management, urgency, wait

• As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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  2 weeks ago

  comfort, ever, hear, humor, i, most, motivation, procrastination, starting, student, words

• If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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  2 weeks ago

  balance, humor, humorous, ID, job, me, money, nap, procrastination, professional, relaxation, sleep, whole, work life, work-life balance

• Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, away, craving, distraction, humor, humor quote, internet, internet addiction, me, over, phone, procrastination, someone, take, technology

• I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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  2 weeks ago

  before, daily, daily life, embarrassment, humor, humorous, humorous reflection, i, learn, left, lesson, life, life lesson, memoir, never, procrastination, reflection, should, things

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