625 Funny procrastination quotes

• Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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• I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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• I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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• The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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• Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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• After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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• Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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• Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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