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4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"
4 months ago
Share →: Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Commentary:
"Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄‍♂️😴"
4 months ago
Share →: My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"
4 months ago
Share →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the classic "intervention" moment by the sweatpants! Looks like it's time to retire from the cozy lounge life and dive back into the world of office attire. Good luck explaining the office dress code to your comfy companions! 🩴👔 #SweatpantsVsOfficeJob
4 months ago
Share →: I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'early bird catches the worm' clearly didn't account for the beauty of a cozy lie-in until lunchtime 🌞😴 Better to be a late-riser and catch the brunch, am I right? 🍳☕️"
4 months ago
Share →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Commentary:
"Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt"
4 months ago
Share →: Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between adulthood and the desire for infinite weekends 🤔🎤 "Work again? I believe we've had this conversation before… like, daily?" 😆 #AdultingFeels #MondayBlues
$Funny procrastination quotes - I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.$

4 months ago
Share →: I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's attempting acrobatics without leaving their couch! 🤸‍♂️ Fracturing laziness sounds like a productive injury, but dislocating interest? That's a whole new level of dedication to procrastination! 🤪 Keep pushing through, you're bound to find that sweet spot where laziness and interest meet. Just maybe not all at once next time! 😅
4 months ago
Share →: Hold on, let me overthink this.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dilemma of every indecisive person ever! 😅🤔 Just imagine your brain doing acrobatics while you try to make a simple decision. It's like trying to untangle a ball of yarn – while wearing mittens! 🧶🧤 So, hold on tight and let the overthinking Olympics begin! 💭🏅
4 months ago
Share →: Later is the best time to do anything.

Commentary:
"Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation"