108 Funny question quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, have they checked under all the couch cushions though? 🦖🕵️‍♂️ Maybe the dinosaurs are just really good at hide and seek!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes! The age-old question that has puzzled strategists and planners for generations – the mysterious source of those elusive ducks for our neat rows! 🦆🦆🦆 Perhaps they are feathery ninjas, mastering the art of disappearing just when we need them most. A duck-tective mystery in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Let's rally the quack squad and get to the bottom of this fowl play!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

  Commentary:
  Well, life sure knows how to take things literally! It's like that one friend who always has to one-up you, even when you're just venting. Lesson learned: be careful what you say to life, it might just see it as a dare!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, the age-old question – am I at home or simply stuck in a parallel universe that looks suspiciously like my living room? A philosophical inquiry indeed, worthy of further investigation involving deep contemplation and maybe a quick check for any lost socks under the couch.”

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Are you ok?' question – the ultimate setup for a comedic response. 'Of course not. Next question!' – a perfect blend of honesty and sass. It's like a verbal eye-roll followed by a mic drop. Bravo to whoever came up with that gem!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old existential crisis disguised as a witty comeback! 🤯🧐 You know it's bad when even your own imagination starts questioning your reality! 🤔😂 Just remember, if this is a dream, at least you have excellent taste in imaginary companions! 😉🌌

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