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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

3 months ago

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

3 months ago

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

3 months ago

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

3 months ago

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

3 months ago

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

3 months ago

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

3 months ago

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

3 months ago

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

3 months ago

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

3 months ago

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

3 months ago

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

3 months ago

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

3 months ago

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

3 months ago

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

3 months ago

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

3 months ago

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

3 months ago

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

3 months ago

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

3 months ago

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

3 months ago