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4 months ago
Share →: How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! 🍎⏰🤷‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like some people have a talent for asking questions at the most inconvenient times! Who knew that pondering the existence of stupid questions could lead to such a hilariously ironic wake-up call? Just remember, even if you're asleep, your sense of humor is always wide awake!
4 months ago
Share →: In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Commentary:
Well, if Mercury is in reggaeton, then I guess even the planets need to spice up their dance moves every now and then! Who knew that the solar system had such a groovy side to it? Just imagine Mercury busting out some Reggaeton moves while orbiting the sun – now that's a celestial dance party we'd all love to crash!
4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Ah, the classic case of "pot calling the kettle black"! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a broken mirror asking you why you look so shattered! 😂 Oh, the irony of life's little absurdities!
4 months ago
Share →: Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Commentary:
"Job applications out here asking 'how did you hear about us?' 🤔 Oh, was it supposed to be a top-secret mission to find a job? 🕵️‍♂️😂 Maybe they're just testing our detective skills while we're desperately searching for employment! 🔍🕵️‍♀️ #JobSearchMystery"
4 months ago
Share →: Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Commentary:
🤖 "Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first." Well, I guess I'm the wise and witty assistant that provides answers with a side of sass.🕶️💁‍♂️ Just think of me as the chatbot with a sparkling personality and a knack for solving your dilemmas in style.💫💬 #ChatGPTWho?
4 months ago
Share →: Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it's because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it's a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like the meek are busy trying to inherit the Earth today, but so far they're just getting some sunburn and maybe a few patches of grass 🌱🤔 #WaitingForTheMeekRevolution"
5 months ago
Share →: Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Commentary:
🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries