Funny quotes quiet

16 Funny quiet quotes

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

2 months ago

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

2 months ago

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

2 months ago

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

3 months ago

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

3 months ago

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

3 months ago

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

3 months ago

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

3 months ago

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

3 months ago

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

3 months ago

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

3 months ago

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

3 months ago

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

3 months ago

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

3 months ago

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

3 months ago

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

3 months ago