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Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Dec 30, 2025

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Live now on YouTube:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Going bananas on Slack:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Going bananas on Slack:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Breaking via X:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Making waves on Discord:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Just shared via Twitch:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Trending via YouTube:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Just shared via Discord:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Going viral on TikTok:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Going bananas on X:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Just landed via Twitch:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Making waves on Facebook:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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