17 Funny rage quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: My rage PTO balance is fully loaded and ready for redemption 😂🔥 Better not push your luck, I'm not afraid to cash in on it! 💼💥 #HandleWithCare"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

  Commentary:
  🚶‍♂️🤬 When you’re stuck behind a slow-moving shopper at the grocery store, it's like a whole new level of pedestrian road rage! You find yourself silently debating whether you should overtake them on the left or the right, all while trying to resist the urge to honk your non-existent horn. Ah, the joys of navigating the treacherous aisles of the supermarket at a snail's pace! 😅 #GroceryStoreTrafficJam

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's a unique combination! 🍭😡 It's like a sour candy with a raging filling. Who knew sweetness and rage could coexist so harmoniously! 🤣 #SweetButSavage"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

  Commentary:
  🚗💨 When stuck behind a slow driver, our true selves come out – the patient zen master or the frenzied road rage artist! Who knew bumper-to-bumper traffic could be such a revealing character test? 😜 #StayCalmAndDriveOn

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs manners when you've got a Tesla? Cutting off these electric vehicles is the new merging strategy! 🚗💨 Sorry not sorry, gotta show off that autopilot feature somehow! 😏⚡️ #TeslaTrafficTakeover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of a modern human – the irresistible urge to refresh a page as if it holds the secret to all life's answers. 🔄💥 "Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page" – a battle as epic as any Greek myth, starring us mere mortals and our relentless pursuit of new content! 🤣🔁 #RefreshingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of being quietly furious! Like a volcano sipping on a smoothie 🌋🥤. It's all about that zen-like fume control 😌💥. Dangerously calm, yet on the brink of eruption! 🔥😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person's creativity is fueled by road rage! 🚗💥 Can't come up with insults on the spot, but put them behind the wheel and it's a whole different story. Maybe they should start a mobile insult service! 🤣🚦

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