29 Funny rage quotes

• I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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  11 hours ago

  calorie, fitness, frustration, humor, i, loss, rage, skinny, weight, weight loss, wish

• A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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  1 day ago

  destruction, knows, metaphor, nature, rage, storm

• Getting road rage alone in my house.

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  3 weeks ago

  alone, anger, anger management, driving, frustration, getting, house, humor, management, rage, road, road rage

• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  1 month ago

  another, car, cars, communication, curse, driving, excuse, family, friend, generations, horn, humor, kind, me, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  1 month ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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  2 months ago

  driving, end, just, light, me, next, rage, right, road, road rage, stop, stop light, terrible, traffic

• Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, bait, before, frustration, humor, i, me, mood, rage, rage bait, reaction, read, works

• The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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  2 months ago

  4-way, 4-way stop, awkwardness, driving, driving humor, everyone, humor, impatience, rage, road, road rage, same, sexual, sexual tension, social, social awkwardness, stop, tension, time, traffic

• When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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  2 months ago

  blame, car, car joke, driving, fault, humor, i, joke, little, me, patience, people, rage, right, road, road humor, road rage, sarcastic, slow, traffic

• Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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  2 months ago

  anger, comedy, emotional, emotional expression, expression, frustration, humor, nothing, oh, rage, sarcasm, solve, sudden

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