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15 Funny rage quotes

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025
You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
How dare you? I'm literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I'm full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025