123 Funny real quotes — Wordgag ツ

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

2 months ago2 months ago

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

2 months ago2 months ago

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

2 months ago2 months ago

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

2 months ago2 months ago

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

2 months ago2 months ago

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

2 months ago2 months ago

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

2 months ago2 months ago

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

2 months ago2 months ago

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

2 months ago2 months ago

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

2 months ago2 months ago

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

2 months ago2 months ago

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

2 months ago2 months ago

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

2 months ago2 months ago

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

2 months ago2 months ago

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

2 months ago2 months ago