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Funny river quotes

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025