Funny quotes river

Funny river quotes

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

2 months ago

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

2 months ago

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

3 months ago

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

3 months ago

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

3 months ago