Funny river quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

  Commentary:
  Why do dogs love rivers? They get to paws and reflect! 🐾😂💦

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

  Commentary:
  "Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone finally listened to TLC and decided to stick to the rivers and lakes they're used to in 2022! 🌊 No more chasing waterfalls for you, huh? Let's hope this resolution doesn't go chasing pavements instead! 🎶 #NewYearNewMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"

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  Jan 26, 2025

  Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

  Commentary:
  🍝🍫 "Forget the Chocolate River, I want a Marinara River ride at Wonka's spaghetti factory! Talk about getting saucy in style 💃🏻. Just watch out for those meatball rapids! 🌊😄"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"

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