49 Funny run quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃‍♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

  Commentary:
  "Let's keep things weird and wonderful, folks! 🤪 Embrace the quirkiness and let the bizarre flag fly high! 🚩 Normal is overrated anyway, we've got plenty of that already. 😜 #EmbraceTheWeirdness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

  Commentary:
  "Alcohol: Your one-way ticket to avoiding responsibilities while staying in one spot! 🍻🏃‍♂️ #ProcrastinationStation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic summer dilemma: sunscreen for the sizzle, raincoat for the drizzle! 🌞🌧️ Don't forget to hydrate your skin to keep it sunny-side up! 😉🌞 #SummerVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of sweet cravings and strategic spousal maneuvers! 🍩🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every great donut caper is a supportive partner reluctantly hiding the evidence. 😂 #TeamDonut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

  Commentary:
  "Who said exercise had to be hard work? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just when you thought working out couldn't get any lazier, they add a remote control! 🛋️💪 #LegDayFromTheCouch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃‍♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! 🧠🚿✨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

  Commentary:
  "By the time you hit your 80s, you'll be running for Congress… literally! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who says you can't be a political powerhouse in your golden years? Time to show those young guns what experience and a good pair of running shoes can do! 🌟 #SeniorCitizenInCongress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's ready to upgrade from ironic coincidences to full-blown cutlery battles! 🔪🥄 Watch out, we've got a spoon enthusiast on the loose! 😂"

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