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"Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! ๐๐ป Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! ๐ #SafetyFirst"
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- Chugging a womanโs entire drink at the bar and then saying โyouโre safe, there is nothing in your drink.โ
- If you think youโre going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Donโt wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.
- I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.
- All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. Iโm safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.
- That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.
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"Optimism at its finest! ๐ Watch out, gravity, we've got a cunning strategist over here! ๐ Who knew stair climbing could double as a risk management strategy? ๐ค Stay safe and keep reaching for the stars, one step at a time! ๐๐ถโโ๏ธ #SafetyFirst #WittyQuotes" -
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"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! ๐ธ๐ Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! ๐คฃ #SmoothOperator" -
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"Because who has time for safe ejecting when there's a whole world to conquer? ๐ฅ๐ #LivingDangerously" -
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"Remember folks, when hiking in bear country, it's always good to have options! ๐ป๐ฒ Just make sure your group includes some fast runners! ๐" -
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"Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! ๐ณ๐ค Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink ๐, but if they float, it's a firm nope! ๐ฅโต๏ธ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria! -
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"Ah, the thrilling realm of the web: a place where we willingly invite strangers into our digital lives… What could possibly go wrong? ๐ Just remember, not all followers are created equal – choose wisely! ๐๐ #StrangerDanger"
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- Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’
- Some of you are out here driving like your turn signalโs free trial ended and youโre all out of blinks.
- To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.
- At my age, Iโm worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. Iโm also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.
- โDonโt shoot your gun at the hurricaneโ the government says. Iโll do my own research, thanks.
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