Funny quotes satisfaction

12 Funny satisfaction quotes

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

2 weeks ago

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

1 month ago

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

1 month ago

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

2 months ago

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

3 months ago

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

3 months ago

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

3 months ago

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

3 months ago

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

3 months ago

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

3 months ago

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

3 months ago

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

3 months ago