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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Going viral on WeChat:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Breaking via Slack:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Shared recently on TikTok:

This email could’ve been sex.

Trending via Facebook:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Just landed via X:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Come on, karma, do your job.

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50 shares on Threads this month:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

58 shares on Discord this month:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

80 shares on Slack this month:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

28 shares on Slack this month:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Seen just now on Threads:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Going viral on Telegram:

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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