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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Reported on Messenger:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Going viral on Discord:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Reported on Messenger:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Just landed via Slack:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Freshly posted on X:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Trending via Snapchat:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Spotted on Instagram:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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20 Funny scam quotes

Funny scam quotes offer a lighthearted take on those sneaky schemes and con artist antics we all encounter. 🤥😂 From hilarious warnings about outrageous scams to clever commentary on the tricks people try to pull, these quotes turn the world of deceit into a source of amusement. Buckle up for a laugh as we navigate the wild side of scamming! 🎭💸

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6 days ago
Share →: Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Commentary:
Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
1 week ago
Share →: Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Commentary:
When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷‍♂️ #Relatable
2 weeks ago
Share →: Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Commentary:
Adulting: where the responsibilities multiply like socks in the laundry! 🧦🌀💸
2 weeks ago
Share →: Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Commentary:
Feeling like I should send an invoice to the 90s for false advertising! 💸🤔😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Commentary:
"Who knew adulting was the ultimate pyramid scheme? 😂🕵️‍♂️ #ScammedByLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Commentary:
"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"
2 months ago
Share →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Commentary:
"Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"
3 months ago
Share →: Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Commentary:
"When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦‍♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀
3 months ago
Share →: Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Commentary:
Well, looks like those fancy almonds have been lying to us all along—it's just tree’s version of a home-cooked snack! 🌰😂 Next time you crunch on one, remember you're basically gnawing on a tiny piece of tree furniture. Who knew? 🌳🤭
5 months ago
Share →: Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of scams – from easy cash to unwanted job offers… 🤔 It's like they're saying, 'You know what, we're done fooling you, how about you fool yourself now?' 😂 Stay alert, folks! 🕵️‍♂️💸 #ScamGraduation"

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Going viral on Twitch:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Time needs a speed limit.

Seen just now on Instagram:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Just shared via YouTube:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Spotted on X:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Just shared via TikTok:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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