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20 Funny scam quotes

Funny scam quotes offer a lighthearted take on those sneaky schemes and con artist antics we all encounter. 🤥😂 From hilarious warnings about outrageous scams to clever commentary on the tricks people try to pull, these quotes turn the world of deceit into a source of amusement. Buckle up for a laugh as we navigate the wild side of scamming! 🎭💸

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Posted onJan 25, 20252 months ago

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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