Funny quotes self-reflection

88 Funny self-reflection quotes

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I overthink, therefore I am.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The void screams into me.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

I probably think this song is about me.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025