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Funny signature quotes

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

2 months ago

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

2 months ago

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

3 months ago

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

3 months ago