Funny signature quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

  Commentary:
  Mastering the art of facepalming, one lesson at a time! 🤦‍♂️📚😂

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

  Commentary:
  When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card 😂✍️😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

  Commentary:
  Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

  Commentary:
  "Certified in teenage hieroglyphics since '98! ✍️😂 #SignatureSaga"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷‍♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic maneuver of unintentional social awkwardness! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always keeping on your toes by keeping everyone guessing. Who needs a wave back, anyway? 🤷‍♂️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "headphones defense" move – a bold tactic indeed! 🎧😄 Nothing like a little strategic deafness to keep unwanted advances at bay! Maybe invest in some invisible headphones next time for that extra level of commitment to the ruse! 🤫😂

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