Funny signature quotes

• Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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  14 hours ago

  boom, casual, casual tone, communication, email, emails, expression, funny phrase, humor, phrase, shakalaka, signature, slang, today, tone

• My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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  2 months ago

  always, hard, hard way, humor, improvement, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, mistake, move, self, self-improvement, signature, signature move

• I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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  2 months ago

  asked, autograph, celebrity, hanks, humor, i, misunderstanding, signature, thanks, tom, Tom Hanks

• My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

• Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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  2 months ago

  branding, going, humor, i, identity, life, nostalgia, personal, personal branding, signature, teenager, through

• My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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  2 months ago

  2, after, awkwardness, forgetting, interaction, me, memory, move, name, seconds, signature, signature move, social, social interaction, tell

• My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, humor, interaction, me, miscommunication, move, person, signature, social, someone, wave

• Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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  3 months ago

  adult, adults, anything, important, jail, just, little, name, paper, piece, pinky, pinky promise, promise, send, serious, signature, silly, wrong

• My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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  3 months ago

  communication, dating, headphones, hear, humor, i, interaction, men, move, relationship, signature, signature move, social, social interaction, tell

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