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Funny smoke quotes

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025