15 Funny smoke quotes

Funny smoke quotes spark laughter and lighten the mood with their witty twists on a smoky subject!πŸ”₯ Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay or just love a good chuckle, these jokes and puns will have you exhaling smiles in no time.πŸ˜‚ Perfect for sharing with friends or adding some humor to your day, get ready to blow away boredom with a puff of fun!πŸ’¨πŸ˜„

15 Funny smoke quotes - Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Commentary:
Oh how the times have changed! πŸš¬βž‘οΈπŸ˜­πŸ“ Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! πŸ€£πŸ“πŸ° #VapeLife #NewGeneration

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15 Funny smoke quotes - Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive smoke factor! It's like electronics have their own little magic trick up their sleeves – one puff of smoke and poof, it's game over! It's like they're saying, "Hey, don't mess with me or I'll release the magic smoke!" Who knew that the key to technology's functionality was just a tiny cloud of smoke away? Just remember, once that smoke escapes, it's curtains for your gadgets!

15 Funny smoke quotes - My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, β€œI drink it.”

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, β€œI drink it.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! πŸ˜‚πŸ¦·β˜•οΈ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

15 Funny smoke quotes - I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Commentary:
🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. πŸ”₯ Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬

15 Funny smoke quotes - I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Commentary:
Oh, so your smoke detector moonlights as a critic, huh? πŸš¨πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Must be giving those Gordon Ramsay vibes with all that yelling! πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚ Looks like your cooking really has a flair for the dramatic! 🀣πŸ”₯ #KitchenDrama