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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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"Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"
3 months ago
Share →: Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration
4 months ago
Share →: Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Ah, the elusive smoke factor! It's like electronics have their own little magic trick up their sleeves – one puff of smoke and poof, it's game over! It's like they're saying, "Hey, don't mess with me or I'll release the magic smoke!" Who knew that the key to technology's functionality was just a tiny cloud of smoke away? Just remember, once that smoke escapes, it's curtains for your gadgets!
5 months ago
Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!
5 months ago
Share →: My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Well, it seems like you're really embracing that modern tribal vibe! 💨🚬 Let's just hope your spirit animal isn't a chain-smoking chimney! 😉 #NewAgeNative #SmokeSignalsAndTexts
5 months ago
Share →: I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. 🔥 Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬
5 months ago
Share →: I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Oh, so your smoke detector moonlights as a critic, huh? 🚨👨‍🍳 Must be giving those Gordon Ramsay vibes with all that yelling! 🔥😂 Looks like your cooking really has a flair for the dramatic! 🤣🔥 #KitchenDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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"Who needs the gym when you can have a workout just trying to keep the fire alarm from going off? 💪🚨 And hey, if waving a pillow burns calories, then maybe we should start a new fitness trend – Pillow Flailing Workouts! Anyone care to join me? 😂🔥 #FitnessGoals #ChefLife"