18 Funny smoke quotes

• So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

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  4 weeks ago

  blunt, humor, pun, smoke, truth, wordplay

• If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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  4 weeks ago

  50, coffee, coffee shop, days, humor, old, old days, passive-aggressive, pay, payment, pretend, shop, sign, smoke, Wi-Fi, wifi

• If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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  4 weeks ago

  Arabia, drug, drug law, getting, humor, joke, law, pot, risk, saudi, Saudi Arabia, smoke, stoned, wordplay

• Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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  4 weeks ago

  contradiction, fitness, humor, need, pick, runner, side, smoke, smoking

• If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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  4 weeks ago

  comedy, exaggeration, humor, humor style, humorous, humorous observation, irony, observation, sarcasm, satire, say, smoke, smoking, something, style, times, while, wit

• I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  4 weeks ago

  adrenaline, am, excitement, feeling, freedom, heavy, heavy metal, honor, i, know, lightning, metal, music, nature, racing, smoke, thrill, thunder, under, wind

• I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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  4 weeks ago

  health, humor, i, mental, mental health, personal, personal safety, recreational, relief, safety, smoke, stress, stress relief, weed

• Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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  1 month ago

  cheesecake, cry, lose, Marlboros, men, smoke, strawberry, used, vape

• Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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  1 month ago

  electronic, humor, joke, malfunction, need, smoke, technology, work

• My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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  1 month ago

  asked, coffee, dental, dental visit, dentist, drink, humor, i, joke, smoke, stain, teeth, visit

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