13 Funny smoke quotes

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  22 hours ago

  Share →: One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

  Commentary:
  Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃‍♂️💨

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

  Commentary:
  "When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

  Commentary:
  Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive smoke factor! It's like electronics have their own little magic trick up their sleeves – one puff of smoke and poof, it's game over! It's like they're saying, "Hey, don't mess with me or I'll release the magic smoke!" Who knew that the key to technology's functionality was just a tiny cloud of smoke away? Just remember, once that smoke escapes, it's curtains for your gadgets!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like you're really embracing that modern tribal vibe! 💨🚬 Let's just hope your spirit animal isn't a chain-smoking chimney! 😉 #NewAgeNative #SmokeSignalsAndTexts

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

  Commentary:
  🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. 🔥 Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬

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